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Today, I told my boss I could handle running the floor buffer. Thirty seconds in, I lost control and became pinned to the wall by its force. In my state of shock and embarrassment, I didn't realize the only thing keeping me trapped was my grip on the accelerator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6443) - you deserved it (19396)

On 11/16/2012 at 12:04am - work - by rubberduck1 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend stopped making out with me to watch a thirty minute infomercial on the Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

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On 04/22/2009 at 1:02pm - love - by T-Pain (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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