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Today, my first graders released the butterflies we've been raising. The kids were sad that one had died in his cocoon and wouldn't be set free. Turns out that butterfly may have had a better fate: a flock of birds ate half of the others. Immediately after releasing them. In front of the kids. FML
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On 04/29/2009 at 12:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was walking downtown when a group of teens asked me for directions to the local church. Being a priest I was happy to take them. In my sermon I mentioned them and how anyone can find their way to Jesus. Later I noticed I was missing cash. They had pickpocketed my wallet. FML
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On 03/30/2009 at 8:05am - money - by Tobias (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 12:49pm - kids - by wetbutt (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
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