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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 796
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>DMEN469</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 1:07pm<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 10:45am<b>clines42</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 2:21pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 4:40pm<b>toolazytotype99</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 10:55am<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 7:07am<b>Farklez</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 6:27pm<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 3:01pm<b>sanghera43</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 4:41pm<b>tyrann0sauruslex</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 1:33pm<b>fooad444</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 9:58am<b>Skydiver2001</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 1:30pm<b>silkyred</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 5:07pm<b>EpicGoatman</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 11:37am<b>am1717</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 4:20pm<b>singer0421</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 1:35am<b>arealsexybitch</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 7:58pm<b>poiuipop</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 10:25am

Fucked!<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 08/26/2016 at 4:45pm<b>singer0421</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 7:36am<b>Renaia</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 5:00am<b>PotatoesAndCake</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 11:01am<b>Adorkable9999</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 4:20am<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 10:40pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 5:35pm

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sirradel's favorite FMLs

Today, I was wearing a letterman jacket that had my school name and "Okinawa Japan" on the back. A high school kid walks up to me and says, "I can't forgive you people for bombing Pearl Harbor." I'm black. FML

by The_FN_Gunny / 10/29/2013 at 6:31pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML

by anon / 09/09/2013 at 5:51pm / Work

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have for buffalo wings into our relationship. FML

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

by parental failure / 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

by Anonymous / 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

by blackitalian / 11/26/2010 at 10:43am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

by Anonymous / 11/06/2009 at 1:06am / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML

by poopshooter101 / 06/30/2009 at 7:53am / United States (Georgia) / Health

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

by LondonKitsch / 06/26/2009 at 12:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

by blehh / 04/14/2009 at 4:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous