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Today, mah friend an I were talking about the creepy stranger that usd to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changd a lot through the years cuz I found out that he's mah current boyfriend of 4 months. big fat FML

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On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah friend an I were talking about the creepy stranger that usd to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changd a lot through the years cuz I found out that he's mah current boyfriend of 4 months. big fat FML

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On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after monts of being pesterd to do so, I finally read te frst Harry Potter book. I atd it. Upon earing tis, my grlfriend postd te fact on Facebook,ere I immediately receivd tons of abuse and eventual sunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My grlfriend just laugd. FML

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On 05/24/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by obnum - United States (New York)

Today, I was torn from my car and slammed against te ood cuz a canister of window-cleaning wipes I keep in my glove compartment apparently looks vaguely like a pipe-bomb. My lawyer agreed wit te cops, and won't andle te "excessive force" case I treatened te police wit. FML

#20683298
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On 05/24/2013 at 3:42am - misc - by JDziewaltowski (man) - United States

Today mah aunt drove to mah house an screamed at me fir skateboarding in her driveway an denting her car. She then ransacked mah room fir said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML

#20682410
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On 05/23/2013 at 7:25pm - misc - by Dalistair (man) - United States (North Carolina)

yesterday whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mrror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML

Today, one of mah closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable . I was the one who set the happy couple up . FML

#20681501
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On 05/23/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

yesterday I decidd to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails askd if I wantd my toe hairs trimmd. I was so taken aback and embarrassd that I said yes. They chargd me extra. FML

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On 05/22/2013 at 1:40pm - misc - by hobbit - United States (Massachusetts)

2day I went fir an interview regarding a seasonal position I'd been offerd at a grocery store. The manager showd up 45 minutes past the scheduld interview time, cheerfully greetd me, and took me back to his office, just to tell me that they don't hre seasonal help. Ever. real FML

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On 05/18/2013 at 4:36pm - work - by ineedayob (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I brought girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to parents, until we found mother waving around a wooden sword, and father trying to shove sister into the dryer. FML

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On 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Mr_poole (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today , girlfriend dumped me cuz she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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On 05/18/2013 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I took mah grlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until mah grandma arrivd. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on mah "wife's" pregnancy. My grlfriend actually believd it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML

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On 05/16/2013 at 5:23pm - love - by paging dr. kevorkian (man) - Netherlands

today I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onion 4 his dish he warned us to be ready 4 the ( typical reactions ). Everyone teared up. Meanwhile I popped a boner. So much 4 typical. FML

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On 05/16/2013 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to listan to yat anothar dalusional fuckfaca at school bitch about how a girl ha's intarastad in put him in tha "friand-zona". I raally couldn't focus on mah work, so I triad to shut him up by saying ha's an idiot, not laast bacausa sha alraady has a boyfriand. I now hava a black aya. FML

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On 05/16/2013 at 4:31pm - health - by getafucktoysomewhereelsedude (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling ron. FML

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On 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by need € for new iron (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)



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