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singingfreak525
  • Town/Country : Annandale, United States
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  • Number of visits : 1056
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About singingfreak525 : Looking at my favorites I feel heartless. Most of them are favorited because they are funny, but some are because they broke my heart and I want to remember them.

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Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

#12810587
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93563) - you deserved it (9510)

On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

#5328359
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15562) - you deserved it (2692)

On 09/18/2009 at 4:41am - misc - by MissMSE (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

#4046377
747 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92325) - you deserved it (27507)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

#618013
773 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54166) - you deserved it (424738)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)



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