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Today, I woke up to the sound of 4 gunshots from downstairs. I screamed, hid under the bed in tears and called the cops. Turned out my boyfriend hadn't been murdered by a burglar like I thought - he'd found a tarantula in our living room and decided to feed it a face full of lead. FML
by Anonymous / 06/19/2015 at 3:00pm / United States / Animals
Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML
by oooooops / 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by AAA guy / 02/04/2015 at 11:02am / United States / Work
Today, I got a gift-wrapped package in the mail from my racist mother-in-law. She's always hated me, so I thought it was a bit strange. Inside was a squirt gun and a note telling me to take my "black ass" for a walk around a police station with it, followed with a smiley face. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2014 at 1:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/03/2014 at 1:34pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
by Blöde Gans / 11/25/2014 at 11:14am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Donutsarelife / 11/19/2014 at 10:09am / United States / Geek
by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by failure / 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I tried to download some network-monitoring software for the office as I suspect that one of my staff has been constantly downloading torrents. It wouldn't download because someone was using all the bandwidth. FML
by Thewatcher / 10/22/2014 at 4:09am / Mauritius / Work
Today, I was told by my doctor I should start eating meat again after two years of vegetarianism, in an effort to be healthier. After horrid gas after my first turkey sandwich, I was told that my body no longer has the enzymes to digest meat. My efforts to be healthy crippled my stomach. FML
by skollasch / 09/25/2014 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I begged a coworker to let me borrow her lighter for my smoke break, since I'd lost mine. She was reluctant because of my track record of losing the darn things. After my break I stopped to use the restroom really quick, and promptly dropped the lighter into the toilet. FML
by Anonymous / 09/03/2014 at 6:30pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the…