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yesterday I was aving cybersex via webcam wit ma boyfriend . Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on ma finger . Judging by te look on ma boyfriend's face, e was getting really into it . As I started getting into it too, I soved ma finger too far down and puked all over ma laptop . FML

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On 04/27/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by BARF (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was pulld over by a police officer fir speeding. After writing the ticket... he askd me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scard. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

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On 04/27/2009 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday , at work , I managd to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf , which knockd a box off the top , which hit me in the head and knockd me out-cold. I now have a fat lip , a sore head , and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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On 04/27/2009 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to mah grandpa because of his red hair an was sad when it turned gray. ( It's ok, ) she continued, ( his pubic hair is still red. ) FML

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On 04/27/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by ewwww (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I bought a box of Fruit Loops. When I got home, I noticed a free prize would be in the box. I sifted through the box, looking 4 the small toy. It wasn't in there. I don't know what is more sad, the fact that I got ripped off by a children's cereal or that I'm 21 and upset by it.

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On 04/26/2009 at 10:29pm - misc - by ahhnotoy (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah boyfriend was going to propose !! Since he was really nervous, he decidd to have a couple of drinks to loosen up !! He endd up throwing up and passing out before he could get down on one knee !! FML

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On 04/26/2009 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was taking a nap while mah mom was at work. I woke up when she came home an didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again , I went downstars an our 52" plasma screen TV , mah xbox 360 , an $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't mah mom. FML

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On 04/26/2009 at 12:21pm - misc - by fuckMYlife94321 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got kickd in the face at a soccer game . Everybody looool clappd . FML

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On 04/26/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by Tal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, My Friends And I Spent Hours On The Disney Website Playing In Pixie Hollow. We Made Our Own Faries And Flew Around Completing Tasks For TinkerBell And Her Fary Friends. We're In College, And This Is How We Spent Our Saturday Night. FML

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On 04/26/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by panicromanceX3 - United States (Arkansas)



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