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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 October 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I decided to take a personal day from class and e-mailed all of my profs saying I had flu symptoms. While standing in line at Starbucks later, someone behind me says "Glad you're feeling better. Hope you can attend class tomorrow, we'll discuss lying." It was my Ethics professor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7091) - you deserved it (52815)

On 10/20/2009 at 10:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13049) - you deserved it (37283)

On 10/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by lovebigmacs (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26368) - you deserved it (96910)

On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62884) - you deserved it (6856)

On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)



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