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- Today, I felt like surprising my boyfriend. I put on some sexy lingerie and high heels and waited… Today my boss fussed at me for something my co-worker did yesterday "because you were sitting right… Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by…
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of…