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Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
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On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 9:57pm - kids - by why?! (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 9:40am - intimacy - by nerofirst - Canada (Ontario)
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