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Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML
by Cashier / 09/24/2011 at 2:21am / United States (New York) / Work
Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML
by Username / 01/27/2011 at 12:40pm / Romania (Ilfov) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 5:47am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
by Eli / 01/13/2010 at 7:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
by fmlfmlfml / 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML
by hey-o / 02/23/2009 at 6:09pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
by thesparrow / 02/06/2009 at 4:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
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- Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made… Today, I went on a third date with this guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five.… Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I…