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by Lonely_Army / 05/25/2012 at 12:03pm / Qatar / Miscellaneous
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
by Karate Kid / 05/25/2012 at 2:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by silencio / 05/24/2012 at 6:44am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by CollegeKID / 05/22/2012 at 11:27pm / United States / Work
Today, I thought I felt my baby kicking for the first time. After excitedly exclaiming this fact to the few people around me, I involuntarily let out the loudest fart. Not the baby kicking, just gas. FML
by GothicAngel17 / 05/19/2012 at 7:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by 23yearoldtoddler / 05/18/2012 at 10:13am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/17/2012 at 8:00am / United States / Love
by smh / 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Eric Ngan / 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm / Singapore / Animals
by picklet / 05/12/2012 at 10:36am / Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan) / Work
Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML
by gl0b3suck0r / 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm / United States / Money
by N / 05/07/2012 at 5:51am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
by gutted / 05/06/2012 at 10:13pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
by HighasaCloud / 04/30/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
- Today, my best friend of 12 years told me she couldn't attend my wedding. What was so important to… Today, I visited a new tattoo parlor, as my previous artist made me uncomfortable with his drunken,… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my…