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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 February 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 545
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I realised that I've been deployed for far too long, when I caught myself looking down the cleavage of a mannequin wearing a bathing suit. FML

#19678152
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21214) - you deserved it (2543)

On 05/25/2012 at 12:03pm - misc - by Lonely_Army (man) - Qatar

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

#19676942
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5252) - you deserved it (29471)

On 05/25/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Karate Kid (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom watched a Dr. Phil episode. She's now hysterical because she assumes me and my friends are involved in sex parties. All because a man on the TV said so. FML

#19671635
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23587) - you deserved it (1907)

On 05/24/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by silencio - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to orientation for college. They gave us a name tag and I tried to figure out how to put it on for a few minutes. After struggling with it I realized it was a sticker. FML

#19665526
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6094) - you deserved it (24895)

On 05/22/2012 at 11:27pm - work - by CollegeKID - United States

Today, I thought I felt my baby kicking for the first time. After excitedly exclaiming this fact to the few people around me, I involuntarily let out the loudest fart. Not the baby kicking, just gas. FML

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

#19641324
135 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States

Today, I noticed that whenever someone belches, I immediately think of my boyfriend. FML

#19636097
50 comments

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On 05/17/2012 at 8:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

#19618137
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8125) - you deserved it (30512)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML

#19611512
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18989) - you deserved it (1746)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm - animals - by Eric Ngan - Singapore

Today, I started the job of my dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML

#19611170
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19643) - you deserved it (3976)

On 05/12/2012 at 10:36am - work - by picklet (woman) - Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan)

Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML

#19592070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19146) - you deserved it (3905)

On 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm - animals - by gl0b3suck0r (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

#19589899
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21339) - you deserved it (6019)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

#19586113
147 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

#19584517
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26373) - you deserved it (2385)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by gutted (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

#19552935
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29078) - you deserved it (2102)

On 04/30/2012 at 12:01pm - love - by HighasaCloud (man) - United States (Indiana)



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