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Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (101574) - you deserved it (11555)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is their way to tell me that they know I'm gay and that they accept me. I'm straight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36185) - you deserved it (3575)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (California)

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