About silvercamaro : I enjoy piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. I play the guitar and sing. I'm in a band called Fixed fate, check us out on iTunes: https://itun.es/i6Bj8MX or youtube: WeAreFixedfate. I'm a pretty fun person though message me sometime.
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by mydatinglifesucks / 06/15/2014 at 2:31am / United States / Love
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
by -_- / 06/13/2014 at 11:56pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, in the fitting rooms at work, a 10-year-old kid threw a coat-hanger directly at my face. The kid's father didn't apologise on his behalf, but instead congratulated him on what he called "a wicked shot". FML
by anonymous / 06/04/2014 at 1:07am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML
by idiot says "you raised him" / 05/31/2014 at 5:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by cc13799 / 05/27/2014 at 8:13pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML
by ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome / 05/23/2014 at 8:09pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
Today, five minutes before closing, a woman came in to buy over $300 worth of clothing from the sales rack. My manager and I had to ring it all up, de-sensor it, fold it, bag it, etc. After it was all rung up, her credit card was declined. FML
by IntoTheClouds / 05/22/2014 at 10:32pm / United States (Vermont) / Work
by creepyyy / 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by frustrated / 05/17/2014 at 6:11am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 3:23pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money
by taintedlover / 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
by dating a big bag of dicks / 05/13/2014 at 5:02pm / United States / Animals
by fired / 05/13/2014 at 10:29am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Jarool / 05/12/2014 at 3:41pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/11/2014 at 8:14pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Love
- Today, I managed to convince a girl to come back to my place for a bit of fun. Unfortunately, I was… Today, I am on vacation in the Smoky Mountains with my parents. They just decided to take me to the… Today, I found out that the only way to get my boyfriend to last more than one minute in the sack…