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About silvercamaro : I enjoy piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. I play the guitar and sing. I'm in a band called Fixed fate, check us out on iTunes: https://itun.es/i6Bj8MX or youtube: WeAreFixedfate. I'm a pretty fun person though message me sometime.
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Friday 22 May 2015