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  • Town/Country : Tracy, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 630
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About silmisstar : Hey! My name is Catherine. Im 18 and in college. Message me if you want!

I've checked FML almost every day for the past 6 or so years! Accomplished 😏

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silmisstar's favorite FMLs

Today, as with every day, I had to endure my roommate talking to his wife in a baby voice. This is a grown man, who has had a beard since junior high, who literally talks to her like you would a puppy or a baby. Someone kill me. FML

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10141) - you deserved it (32070) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (185189) - you deserved it (9583)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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