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  • Town/Country : Tracy, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 February 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2234
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About silmisstar : Hey! My name is Catherine. Im 19 and in college. Message me if you want!

I've checked FML almost every day for the past 6 or so years! Accomplished 😏

silmisstar's page activity

Visits<b>roock87</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 6:03pm<b>duduv2</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 12:33am<b>melons</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 7:34pm<b>thatgirlhiding</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 12:15am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 6:21pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 9:56pm<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 7:36pm<b>acf1233</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 5:52pm<b>tjg8885</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 3:38am<b>Clinky92</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 3:13am<b>ElectricEffect</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 2:01pm<b>Tmansom</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 10:03am<b>kintoki25</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 6:04am<b>em_iweird</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 3:58am<b>nourHERE</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 11:30pm<b>frostedfoster</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 9:40pm<b>decroma</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 7:05pm<b>Helldemon</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 6:32pm

Fucked!<b>roock87</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 12:05am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 12:21am<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 10:10pm<b>Helldemon</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 12:33am<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 11:56pm<b>xKG33x</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 3:53am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 4:56pm<b>pureNed</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 3:03am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 10:10am<b>Noah98</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 7:15am<b>NoseToNose</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 5:58am<b>jackroarrr</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 10:22pm<b>Tenker</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 6:43am<b>DerrickJames</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 9:24pm<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 7:07pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 9:16am<b>avatarwill5</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 6:13pm<b>Callmecrazy303</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 1:29am

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silmisstar's favorite FMLs

Today, as with every day, I had to endure my roommate talking to his wife in a baby voice. This is a grown man, who has had a beard since junior high, who literally talks to her like you would a puppy or a baby. Someone kill me. FML

Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML

by dormeur / 01/18/2013 at 6:39am / Animals

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

by Bouh / 12/26/2012 at 11:04pm / Love

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

by Karim / 12/12/2012 at 12:29am / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Love

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML

by kise / 11/28/2012 at 1:20am / Health

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

by Anonymous / 06/25/2010 at 5:36am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML

by Doritos / 06/17/2010 at 4:06am / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

by dinosaurman / 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

by hunnydoll / 08/17/2009 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

by fedexed / 07/27/2009 at 3:12pm / United States (California) / Work