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sillyteengirl
  • Town/Country : riverside, cailfornia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 September 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 284
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sillyteengirl : I am a green eyeed,reddish-brown haired girl who is kinda shy and loves to laugh! =]

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Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16256) - you deserved it (4163)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by freakingow (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML

#6474999 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (12208) - you deserved it (4821)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:20am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (23540) - you deserved it (2805)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of the Windows Seven release. Upon reading this, I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML

#6001058 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (8971) - you deserved it (5976)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Brian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

#5655008 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (8858) - you deserved it (25634)

On 10/05/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Painful (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

#5120895 (268)

I agree, your life sucks (36826) - you deserved it (5170)

On 09/08/2009 at 1:29am - kids - by FAIL (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

#2688793 (488)

I agree, your life sucks (24339) - you deserved it (224159)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

#185328 (448)

I agree, your life sucks (26699) - you deserved it (322961)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)