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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 May 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 531
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About sillycart : Twitter: @allidoodle96

Love: ONE DIRECTION!!!, LOUIS TOMLINSON!!!, JOSH HUTCHERSON!!, Doctor Who, Merlin, sherlock, smosh, avatar the last airbender/the legend of korra, the hunger games (before they were popular)

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Today, I paid top dollar for an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice. When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting. She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML

#19352792
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17546) - you deserved it (4570)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:33pm - money - by Sharkie49 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML

#19352692
131 comments

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On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

Today, I wore my new Brazilian thong bikini to the pool for the first time. I was lying face down feeling so sexy, until flies started buzzing my butt. FML

#19344343
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8822) - you deserved it (32704)

On 03/25/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by BookBabe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML

#19339919
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15565) - you deserved it (3268)

On 03/24/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Stephen (man) - Sweden

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7449) - you deserved it (24449)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

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178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27869) - you deserved it (2427)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm - misc - by busfail - Canada (British Columbia)



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