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silly_silly
  • Town/Country : Greenville, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 December 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About silly_silly : Nm to really say but I love fmylife.com it makes me laugh a lot.

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Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

#5954141 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (8649) - you deserved it (31535)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

#5947119 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (8513) - you deserved it (17210)

On 10/22/2009 at 6:22pm - health - by Bunni (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I texted my brother saying "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he answered: "You better not be doing drugs." FML

#5933276 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (17253) - you deserved it (6523)

On 10/21/2009 at 7:21pm - love - by Lovelysister (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML

#5876001 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (10865) - you deserved it (1847)

On 10/18/2009 at 7:29am - intimacy - by Ignitingmylightsaber (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML

#5792064 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (21983) - you deserved it (2767)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:38am - work - by Undercover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was going to do some laundry, with the washer and dryer I bought off of Craigslist for 150 dollars. The washer leaks and the dryer doesn't dry. So I called the guy and left an angry message about how the washer flooded my kitchen. In fact I just forgot to hook up the drain hose. FML

#3639163 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (3381) - you deserved it (39691)

On 07/10/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909 (375)

I agree, your life sucks (138209) - you deserved it (18732)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (19716) - you deserved it (9036)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version