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my 19-yaar-old brothar subjactd ma to yat anothar rant about how tha writar of My Littla Pony aran't writing tha show fir paopla lika him any mora, tha "trua fans", otharwisa known as pimply-facd adult who don't usa daodorant and only showar onca a waak. FML

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On 12/27/2013 at 3:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, IT WAS MY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH MY BOYFRIEND. AS WE WERE ABOUT TO EXCHANGE GIFTS, HE GOT A CALL AND SAID HE HAD TO GO HOME IMMEDIATELY. WHAT WAS THE EMERGENCY? HIS GUILD LEADER COULDN'T FIND ANOTHER HEALER TO FINISH A RAID AND PROMISED MY BOYFRIEND GEAR IF HE WOULD STEP UP. MEGA FML

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On 10/17/2012 at 1:16am - love - by Marie (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY... I HAD A JOB INTERVIEW... 4HICH I SPENT HOURS PREPARING. MY INTERVIEWER WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A PIMPLE-FACED TEEN... AN AFTER ONLY TWO MINUTES OF REVIEWING MY QUALIFICATIONS... HE LOST INTEREST AN STARTED ASKING SUCH QUESTIONS ASHICH HOGWARTS HOUSE IS MY FAVORITE. FML

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On 07/20/2012 at 4:26pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, it's my brthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner an near the end, he pulld out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excitd. It was a wand. FML

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On 12/13/2011 at 7:26am - love - by reallyman__639 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today... husband want in for surgary and handad ma an important documant. It wasn't a will or anything similar... but a list of itams and gold ha wantad passad on to guild mambar on World of Warcraft. FML

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On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Was Lying In Bed With My Boyfriend, Telling Him How Much I Loved Him . His Answer? "Less Lovin' More Humpin'." This Happens Every Single Time .

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On 08/12/2011 at 2:14am - intimacy - by fml - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered mah hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved mah face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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On 04/30/2011 at 1:50pm - health - by Laci (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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