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silencebabyy

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  • Number of visits : 355
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About silencebabyy : I'm a vegan who's into meditation, and free thinking. I love lions and tigers and cats in general. :)

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silencebabyy's favorite FMLs

Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML

#21297627
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29409) - you deserved it (8297)

On 11/12/2014 at 11:00am - health - by juggalomurderer59 (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML

#21290572
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34892) - you deserved it (3882)

On 11/02/2014 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up really early to get ready for an interview. I guess it was too early because my mom thought someone broke into our house and now I have two bruised ribs. FML

#21288937
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28659) - you deserved it (2264)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:05am - misc - by nopethanks - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

#21177000
131 comments

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On 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by FirstDaddy (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

#21032373
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43758) - you deserved it (6354)

On 01/19/2014 at 12:17am - kids - by MommyProblems (woman) - United States

Today, I bought a brand new flat screen TV. When I brought it home it didn't work. Furious, I walked into Best Buy and yelled at a guy in a tucked in blue polo and khakis. I asked him why it didn't work and he said he didn't know. I kept screaming. He didn't have a nametag. He didn't work there. FML

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288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12316) - you deserved it (117913)

On 04/18/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by asdfghjkl (man) - United States (Ohio)



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