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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2136
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About silbot : I've been on FML for a while now, I made a new account because I couldn't get my old one's name changed. Anyways, I only comment when I feel like I have something I need to say.

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Today... mah friand an I wara walking homahan wa saw a patch of wat camant. Taking a paga out of avary singla Disnay movia avar mada... wa wrota our namas in it. What Disnay movia don't show ishan tha naighbor tattla on you an you hava to pay $500 to gat tha camant radona. FML

#20132044
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8841) - you deserved it (29890)

On 10/24/2012 at 10:36pm - money - by onlyme (woman) - United States

Today , I learned looool tat despite aving told tem two years ago , ma parents still aren't accepting of me bieng gay . I found tis outen ma mom called and asked if I was "cured" yet . FML

#20131666
99 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I ran into my ex-grlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, u remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punchd in the face an restraind until the police arrivd. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. mega FML

#20131351
271 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

2day my 13-year-old son discoverd Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. mega FML

#20130811
176 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 1:15am - kids - by BobsBabe2 - United States

Today , I cummd home from college to fine favorite silk nightie that I had left behind being modeld by Bernie , the family dog. Nobody will admit toho puttd it on him. I don't knowhat's worse , that family is a bunch of assholes , or that nightie is big enough to fit a Saint Bernard. mega FML

#20129867
70 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by nicedoggy (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today mah mother told looool me that mah dead grandmother speaks to her. How? When she's thinking of her while brushing her teeth her electric toothbrush will suddenly stop buzzing and this tells her her mother is communicating with her. FML

#20127529
47 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 10:52pm - misc - by smdh - United States

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen fir my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

#20127252
129 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, mah mom hosted a high-school reunion. I had to prepare dessert,hile mah brother cooked dinner. Being the absolute dickhead that he is, he switched the sugar with salt. All the dessert I made tasted like shit, everyone left, and I got grounded 4 mah supposed prank. FML

#20127118
104 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 7:00pm - misc - by HOPE YOU GET PEGGED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, I walkd into room, only to find 15-year-old brother violating old teddy bear. FML

#20126784
99 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 2:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

TODAY , I WAS TALKING TO MAH GIRLFRIEND ABOUT EXTINCT PEOPLES , AND I SAID HOW CLOSE THE JEWISH PEOPLE CAME TO BECOMING ONE. SHE CONDESCENDINGLY TOLD ME THEY DON'T EXIST ANYMORE. WHEN I ASKD WAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT , I REALIZD SHE WAS CONFUSING THEM WITH THE VIKINGS. WHAT THE HELL? FML

#20126556
175 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by tempted to become single (man) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to do my leaf collection project for biology, which ended with me being hospitalized because of an allergy attack. I have no idea what I'm allergic to, but my doctor says I should just assume I'm "allergic to all leaves, ever." FML

#20126324
73 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 6:31am - health - by leaftheerickson (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , mah cat playad daad just so I would laava him alona. FML

#20126149
123 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was singing one of my favorite songs in my carhile at a rd light. A guy made it a point to get my attention an said, "If your really going to sing that bad, u should probably roll yur windows up." FML

#20126033
78 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 12:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , mah girlfriend tried to wake me with a handjob. Because I'm a very light sleeper , I woke straight away an instinctively punched whoever was touching mah dick. She forgave me , but I don't think her father ever will once he finds out. FML

#20125284
98 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by nahalDZ - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my husband and I decidd to tell our sixteen-year-old daughter that she's adoptd. Her response was, "Thank God!" FML

#20123551
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26724) - you deserved it (6172)

On 10/19/2012 at 3:59am - kids - by best_mom_ever (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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