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Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML
by Ren / 01/27/2009 at 3:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by sadtimes / 01/22/2009 at 6:10am / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Love
by Ella / 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML
by sore / 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
by Gale / 01/13/2009 at 10:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sat in the train and the old lady sitting next to me stares at my face. I ask her if she is ok and she starts yelling "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?". The entire train trip went like this. FML
by LDF / 12/25/2008 at 5:30am / Transportation
by pam / 12/03/2008 at 12:04am / Transportation
Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML
by lovely-sweet / 11/27/2008 at 7:34am / Miscellaneous
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
by mimo / 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm / Kids
Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
by Hth / 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous