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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1587
  • Number of comments : 231
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About siickman :

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Instagram: macdaddysam

Love paintball, basketball, videogames.

Junior in highschool.

Thats all you really need to know.

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Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML


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