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Today, my brother had a party with over 60 people in my basement. It turns out that five different couples had sex under the same comforter. The comforter was mine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34471) - you deserved it (2983)

On 07/11/2012 at 9:29am - intimacy - by Sherry - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boss asked me if he could pay me in gum. Thinking he was playing around, I agreed. He wasn't playing around. FML


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On 07/11/2012 at 1:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML


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On 06/29/2012 at 4:47am - intimacy - by bob (man) - United States (California)

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