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sighko05
  • Town/Country : U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 June 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 494
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44929) - you deserved it (7620)

On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on top of my boyfriend having sex and I was looking away doing my thing. When I looked back, my boyfriend had headphones on and was playing air drums. FML

#1192278 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (61473) - you deserved it (12094)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by BerryRockstar (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Today, I was masturbating to a video a friend sent me. The girls were hot, walking out on a stage doing all sorts of sexy manuevers. The video was close to ending and the announcer in the video announced the winner. His name was Dan. It was a drag competition. My friend knew I'd whack off to it. FML

#1097922 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (20124) - you deserved it (87836)

On 04/18/2009 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by Masterbater (man) - United States (Iowa)



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