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Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 2:33am - love - by Stephie2009 - United States
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 12:12am - work - by mortified (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Ginna - Canada (Ontario)
Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)
Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts "GO F YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 12:27am - love - by heshay - United States (Texas)
Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 2:46pm - animals - by Florida - United States (California)
Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 9:47pm - work - by pocahontas (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 7:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 12:14pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML
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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
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