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Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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On 06/26/2012 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 6:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)
Today, I walked in on my daughter attempting to iron her pants with a hair straightener. She's 17. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 2:08am - kids - by SomePeoplesKids - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by Ellie (woman) - United States
Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 10:08am - misc - by thepigeonsfriend (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by gutted (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)
Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML
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Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Rapunzel (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 2:57pm - health - by Shameful (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by Nice 2 inch - Canada (Ontario)
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