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Today, my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van, knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML
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On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
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On 03/05/2013 at 3:17pm - love - by Alexandra - United States (Maryland)
Today, I decided to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I started kissing and trying to undress him, he pushed me off, saying "What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start." FML
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On 03/05/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by married an old man - United States (California)
Today, while working, I thought, "I wish my kittens could text so I can talk to them throughout the day." And then I realized, I'm that cat lady you read about. FML
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On 03/05/2013 at 11:13am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML
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On 03/04/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by seriously (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
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On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States
Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML
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On 03/04/2013 at 3:02pm - misc - by DM - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I sent my girlfriend a text saying, "Your the best girlfriend any man could have, and I think I may be in love with you." Ten minutes later, she responded with, "*you're". FML
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On 03/04/2013 at 12:01am - love - by DEATHBYEX1LE - Australia
Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML
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On 03/03/2013 at 11:05am - love - by nerdgirlmickey (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
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On 03/03/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by addie (woman) - United States
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
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On 02/28/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by useless pos (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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On 02/27/2013 at 7:27pm - misc - by segal1010 - United States (Maryland)
Today, I walked outside to this guy attempting to steal my bike. When I asked him what he was doing he calmly replied, "I'm a bike inspector. You hooked your chain all wrong! This time is a warning; next time it'll be a ticket!" He then threw his full, opened Pepsi can at me. FML
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On 02/27/2013 at 5:39pm - misc - by Chelsea - United States (Ohio)
Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowed to come home from boarding school on weekends because it will confuse my cats and disrupt their lives. FML
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On 02/24/2013 at 6:17am - animals - by incendiaaa (woman) - Australia
Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML
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On 02/24/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by cls_x (woman) - United States (Florida)
Monday 17 June 2013
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