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Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 1:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)
Today, I was walking to work through a bad part of town. A man yelled something at me, but knowing what part of town I was in, I ignored him and kept walking. Two seconds later I got hit by a car. Turns out, he was trying to warn me about the car coming right towards me. FML
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On 10/05/2010 at 8:38pm - misc - by lookbothways (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I missed my history exam because they'd changed the day. Apparently they sent out an email to let everyone know. Too bad I'd banned myself from the internet in order to study for the exam. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML
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On 09/20/2010 at 3:26pm - animals - by thanksbro - United States (Michigan)
Today, while browsing facebook I found out that today was my school's class reunion. I was the ONLY one not invited. FML
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On 09/02/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by anyone (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by shnigel - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said ,"It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by Lizzielollipop816 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that you need to clean your car more often when you find a mouldy burrito under the back seat. FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 12:19am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by mapleleafs34 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 1:13pm - love - by Olihime (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
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Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 11:44pm - love - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 9:43am - misc - by Fluory (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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