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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 928
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About sianydiddle : Single mummy to two beautiful babies.

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sianydiddle's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend started choking while at a Hard Rock Cafe. I jumped up and tried to give her the Heimlich maneuver, only for her to throw up all over the table and stagger out of the place. I stood there as the waiter asked if I wanted to split the bill. FML

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML


I agree, your life sucks (83013) - you deserved it (5695)

On 04/01/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18257) - you deserved it (51080)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

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