About sianydiddle : I'm gonna keep swinging my baby lasso until I catch me a man.
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sianydiddle's favorite FMLs
Today, my friend started choking while at a Hard Rock Cafe. I jumped up and tried to give her the Heimlich maneuver, only for her to throw up all over the table and stagger out of the place. I stood there as the waiter asked if I wanted to split the bill. FML
by wasteroftime / 08/14/2014 at 5:31pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2009 at 10:49pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by thermos / 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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