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sianydiddle
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 115
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About sianydiddle : Mummy to two beautiful babies, married to the most gorgeous man ❤️

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

#758026
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79736) - you deserved it (5371)

On 04/01/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

#6850
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16084) - you deserved it (46799)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)



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