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shzl
  • Town/Country : London, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 32
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About shzl : Cue the boring monologue:

I lost my faith in humanity a long time ago.

People are terrible, and arguably the worst part is that we have the potential to become so great- yet we still fight like barbarians over oil, money and power.

Worse still is religion. Something that once was a cause for hope, and gave weak people the strength they needed is now but an excuse for rich people to accumulate more wealth (while claiming to help the poor), and for close minded fools to justify their own stubborn ignorance.

I try my best to stay out of religious arguments, since both sides are fanatical more often than not. Perhaps I am as well.

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