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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 935
  • Number of comments : 162
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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yesterday I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on work computer while I went to the bathroom, because boss updated status to "Unemployed." mega FML

#18765651
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13903) - you deserved it (50832)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I WAS SEXING IT UP WITH BOYFRIEND. HALFWAY THROUGH, HE LOOKD AT ME AN SAID, "Y'KNOWHAT U NEVER SEE IN A PORNO? INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION. READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY?" HE WOULDN'T KEEP GOING UNTIL I ANSWERD. FML

#18764509
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27452) - you deserved it (6359)

On 01/10/2012 at 4:36am - intimacy - by eakthegeek - United States

Today , mah 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin . I still don't knowhat to say to him . FML

#18626435
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42310) - you deserved it (8330)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, I WOKE UP WITH SKITTLES SUPER GLUED TO MAH FOREHEAD. FML

#18561350
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29108) - you deserved it (5607)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, I eard someone calling ma name. It was ma niegbor. Turns out tey named tere dogs after ma moter, ma sister and me. FML

#18560105
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28592) - you deserved it (3058)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today,ile working at te zoo, I noticed a boy trowing candy into te wartog's exibit. Te fastest way to get tere was to go troug te exibit, and speak to te kid from inside. I must ave said tree wordsen a lollipop it me in te eye. Ten te wartog peed on me. FML

#18556039
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23196) - you deserved it (3640)

On 12/19/2011 at 7:56pm - work - by jigglypuff100 (woman) - United States

Today... a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it... and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

#18523510
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30733) - you deserved it (2008)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by metallicatime - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with mah mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, an I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back an knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, an mah jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24193) - you deserved it (5515)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today mah husband changad tha voica on mah car's GPS to Mr T's . I don't know how to changa it back . I'va baan saying "I pity tha fool" ovar and ovar again avar sinca . FML

#18510240
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20916) - you deserved it (4972)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today Mah Wifa Is Totally Convincd That Sha Was Abductd By Alians Last Night, All Bacausa Sha Fall Out Of Bd. FML

#18464914
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22263) - you deserved it (2241)

On 12/08/2011 at 11:15pm - misc - by ET (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, a man punched me fir sleeping with his wife . Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't mah wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted fir sleeping with mah own girlfriend three years ago . FML

#17848518
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46721) - you deserved it (3593)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I triad to comfort mah daughtar who'd baan crying non-stop fir hours. Sha thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill har, and I can't convinca har otharwisa. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36067) - you deserved it (4941)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on sofa, with an electric dog collar around neck an handcuffs on wrists!! The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence!! FML

#15154591
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13513) - you deserved it (34936)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:10pm - health - by stupiddrunk (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into mah uterus, then?" She didn't get it, an I had mah head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital.

#14618568
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25995) - you deserved it (7013)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34063) - you deserved it (6092)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)



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