About shy121 : I'm just a guy...
Living my life in South Africa, wanting to get out
I like reading Fml's, makes me laugh sometimes...
I play 4 sports: swimming, football, rugby, surfing.
I like Drake, Florence + the machine, House music... Pretty much i know my music well
At the age of 3 i lost my dad to cancer, after that my mom became an alcoholic and would abuse me with a belt... I was taken away by child services and then at the age of 5 i found out my mom died of liver failure... I went through much more after that... But that's a different story for another time....
I've been through enough in life to learn not to judge people, so i try my best not to judge people...
Im funny at times but I always make people laugh one way or another.
And yes I do find it wierd how FML is being used as a dating site by some people.
And like what's up with FML's relationship status if it's hidden?
Message me if you want... or we can Kik...up to you.
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Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was walking down the street, when an aging lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she had pickpocketed me of my wallet. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 9:55pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States
Today, I brought several bags of soda cans to the store to cash in. I hadn't shaved, and my coat had fur all over from my cat rubbing on it. The lady in front of me turned around, looked at my bags and me and said, "It's a lot of money people throw away, isn't it?" Apparently, I look homeless. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 8:04pm - misc - by AndyAnonymous (man) - United States
Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing the door, I heard a loud noise. The board had opened up while falling over, taking up the width of the room. I can't open the door. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Magicgwen - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by HAIRY (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)
Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 11:27pm - health - by JurassicHole (man) - United States
Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -
Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan
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