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About shy121 : I'm just a guy...
Living my life in South Africa, wanting to get out
I like reading Fml's, makes me laugh sometimes...
I play 4 sports: swimming, football, rugby, surfing.
I like Drake, Florence + the machine, House music... Pretty much i know my music well
They say communication save relation.... so like Message me if you want... or we can Kik...up to you.
I've been through enough in life to learn not to judge people, so i am not judgmental at all... "I don't care if you gay, lesbian, bi, ugly, beautiful, if you nice to me i'm nice to you."
I really don't like stuck up people and people who brag and show off and well yeah...
Im funny at times but I always make people laugh oneway or another.
And yes I do find it wierd how FML is being used as a dating site by some people.
And like what's up with FML's relationship status if it's hidden?
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Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML
Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML
Today, I tried to beat my dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure and hit my head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wires, and onto my back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit my sick mother. FML