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About shuzzykenz : Sure, clubs are fun, and lights are pretty. But my small town is WAY more crunk then your big ole' city. hey [: ! i am Kennedy, better known as kenken or shuzzy [: but PLEASE dont call me ken o.o its annoying having the same name as a male Barbie (or any Barbie for that matter) im pretty weird, but totally awesome and random :D ! and just between you and me. a ninja :o ! ok maybe not o.o ... BUT I WISH :D that would be pretty legit [:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
Monday 3 August 2015