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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 771
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About shuzzykenz : Sure, clubs are fun, and lights are pretty. But my small town is WAY more crunk then your big ole' city. hey [: ! i am Kennedy, better known as kenken or shuzzy [: but PLEASE dont call me ken o.o its annoying having the same name as a male Barbie (or any Barbie for that matter) im pretty weird, but totally awesome and random :D ! and just between you and me. a ninja :o ! ok maybe not o.o ... BUT I WISH :D that would be pretty legit [:

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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


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