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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 September 1995 (19 years)
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About shutupmichaela : sadly, no, I am not Hayley Williams from Paramore.

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Yesterday , I was anging out wit a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watc te sunset , and as te sun went down , I kissed im. He fell out of te tree. mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (49712) - you deserved it (5660)

On 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I figurd out my 1-year-old daughter likes to dip her hand in our dogs' water bowl and rub the water on her face. So I puttd the water bowl out of reach. She then figurd out how to open the bathroom door and use the toilet instead. FML


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On 10/13/2013 at 1:51am - misc - by Water Daughter - United States

Today, I got my daugter's scool pictures. Instead of smiling, se did te duck face. Se's 6. FML


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On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

today the creepy kid on the bus saved me a seat again. Thinking he wanted to be friends, I followed him on twitter. He was doing a live video feed so I checked it out. It was of me. FML

Today, I decidd to be friendly and say i to te werd kid at scool, wo was sitting by imself eating lunc. After I said ello, e stard up at me intensely and said, ( I don't ave many friends. Yea. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of tem. ) FML


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On 09/25/2013 at 4:02pm - misc - by scared shitless in ohio (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Had A Dream Inhich I Was Playing Tennis. As I Hit A Powerful Serve, I Suddenly Woke Up Due To Having Slappd Myself In The Face. FML


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On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, Mah Husband Thought It Would Be Acceptable To Watch Breaking Bad On Netflix With Mah 4-year-old In The Room. What Happened To Be The Only Line He Picked Up? "Well Heil Hitler, Bitch!" I Found Out From His Preschool Teacher. Fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (42464) - you deserved it (4707)

On 09/03/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday I found out I was 13th in a graduating class of about 350 students. When I told mah mother without batting an eye she told me "Hey shit floats". real FML


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On 08/30/2013 at 12:11am - work - by Parental Support - United States (Maryland)

Today, while at a concert, mah boyfriend got mad an jealous cuz I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML


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On 08/13/2013 at 2:58am - love - by really? - United States

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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