About shutupmichaela : sadly, no, I am not Hayley Williams from Paramore.
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Today, I showed my husband a recipe for the meal I wanted us to make tonight. He saw cumin was an ingredient and broke into hysterics. By the time he managed to stop laughing, he gasped that he couldn't eat something "with cumin it" and broke down laughing again. FML
by -__- / 12/26/2015 at 8:41am / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm / Canada / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Disappointed / 10/03/2014 at 11:08pm / Health
by haileelouxxx / 08/22/2014 at 8:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by bertiebeth / 08/02/2014 at 1:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/26/2014 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Love
by Ow / 04/18/2014 at 7:09am / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, I realized how boring and sexually deprived my life is when I found a gas station ten cents cheaper than the one I usually use. It gave me both an asthma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML
by the long distance guy / 04/08/2014 at 3:56am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/13/2014 at 5:34am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
by cockfist / 03/04/2014 at 5:41pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/01/2014 at 3:30am / Australia / Miscellaneous