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Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44795) - you deserved it (23238)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AppState (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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