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About shutupK : Grammar Nazis.... If I had a dick, I'd pull it out and piss on you.

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Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46770) - you deserved it (24279)

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