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About shudson186 : Favourite Artists: Death Cabb For Cutie, Metric/Emily Hanes And The Soft Skeletons, Starset, AskingAlexandra, Andrew Belle, American Authors, All Time Low, Dragonette, Tegan And Sara.
Favourite movies: Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Across The Universe, Kiki's Delivery Service, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away.
Hobbies: Drawing, Sleeping, Eating, Baking, Reading, Hanging with Friends, singing terribly.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality responses
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I agree, their lives suck
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Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
Today, I got a very serious case of the shits while in the middle of trying to close a sale, and had to run to the bathroom. My coworker picked up the sale, stealing all the commission in the process. FML
Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML
Friday 22 May 2015