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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 September 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1451
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About shudson186 : Favourite Artists: Death Cabb For Cutie, Metric/Emily Hanes And The Soft Skeletons, Starset, AskingAlexandra, Andrew Belle, American Authors, All Time Low, Dragonette, Tegan And Sara.

Favourite movies: Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Across The Universe, Kiki's Delivery Service, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away.

Hobbies: Drawing, Sleeping, Eating, Baking, Reading, Hanging with Friends, singing terribly.

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shudson186's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44725) - you deserved it (4164)

On 08/26/2014 at 11:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a very serious case of the shits while in the middle of trying to close a sale, and had to run to the bathroom. My coworker picked up the sale, stealing all the commission in the process. FML

Today, my nineteen year old daughter handed me a book on raising children and said "Maybe you'll do better next time." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49680) - you deserved it (16019)

On 06/10/2014 at 4:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37444) - you deserved it (21193)

On 05/17/2014 at 5:34pm - work - by cargaljen - United States (Kansas)

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