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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 January 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

#21281207
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28592) - you deserved it (4596)

On 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

#21268378
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38593) - you deserved it (12702)

On 09/30/2014 at 2:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML

#21267969
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22593) - you deserved it (33277)

On 09/29/2014 at 10:13pm - misc - by KasSmoke - United States (Texas)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

#21267623
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36649) - you deserved it (5683)

On 09/29/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw my teacher using her phone in the middle of class, so to joke around with her, seeing as we're on pretty good terms, I said: "Using your phone in class? For shame." She looks me in the eyes and says, "Would it be ok if I told you I'm arranging my father's funeral?" FML

#21256116
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42956) - you deserved it (15746)

On 09/11/2014 at 2:33am - misc - by lolwut - United States (Oregon)

Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML

Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

#21245451
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50620) - you deserved it (9734)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I landed my first job as a security officer. Only after I signed all the paperwork did I find out that the area I'll be working is apparently a hotspot for violent shootings. I'm screwed. FML

#21244497
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36585) - you deserved it (5334)

On 08/24/2014 at 4:03pm - work - by fucked - United States (California)

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML

#21242835
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40355) - you deserved it (5471)

On 08/21/2014 at 11:53pm - love - by flyakite - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

#21240482
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44045) - you deserved it (16411)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

#21234023
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45769) - you deserved it (2866)

On 08/10/2014 at 1:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

#21233475
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43001) - you deserved it (5595)

On 08/09/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by jakethemuss - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML

#21232769
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23462) - you deserved it (36060)

On 08/08/2014 at 8:16pm - work - by suspended (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

#21232670
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38508) - you deserved it (12811)

On 08/08/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by FUCK YOU (man) - United States



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