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shredder8838

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 453
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 10:48am<b>empsparks02</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 6:19pm<b>katydid91</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 4:27pm<b>andilovehim</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 6:11pm<b>strawberrywine22</b> - the 07/13/2014 at 3:54am<b>pennyprostitute</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 1:35pm<b>guelito97</b> - the 06/14/2014 at 11:49am<b>CurvyisCool</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 6:51pm<b>expertsmilee</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 6:20pm<b>SmokinGuns</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 4:48pm<b>ruckfules85</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 4:12pm<b>ladystate</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 2:50pm<b>xAwkwardTurtle</b> - the 04/03/2014 at 4:20pm<b>RavingHaven</b> - the 04/02/2014 at 4:39pm<b>Michaelmore</b> - the 04/02/2014 at 3:19am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 10:50pm<b>thepanakuukanap</b> - the 03/26/2014 at 8:25am<b>CaptainJudgment</b> - the 03/26/2014 at 6:47am

Fucked!<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 4:48pm

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shredder8838's favorite FMLs

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML

by Anonymous / 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents decided I was old enough to know that my mother doesnt really have horrible nightmares. She's a screamer. FML

by UGH / 08/31/2009 at 7:48pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

by Anonymous / 07/30/2009 at 5:23am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my first graders released the butterflies we've been raising. The kids were sad that one had died in his cocoon and wouldn't be set free. Turns out that butterfly may have had a better fate: a flock of birds ate half of the others. Immediately after releasing them. In front of the kids. FML

by Anonymous / 04/29/2009 at 12:30pm / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

by SpiderMan / 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy