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Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML

#21179512
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52531) - you deserved it (4616)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today at work at a gas station kiosk a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said "I only come here 4 the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

yesterday I introducd my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner . He is Asian . My mom insistd on calling him ( Ching Chong ) . His name is Kevin . FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51350) - you deserved it (4752)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today mah parents decided I was old enough to know that mah mother doesnt really have horrible nightmares . She's a screamer . FML

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83 comments

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On 08/31/2009 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by UGH (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with mouth!! Instead, I inhaled it and boyfriend broke three of ribs giving me the Hiemlich maneuver!! FML

#4155124
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22560) - you deserved it (54988)

On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today my first gradars ralaasd ta buttarflias wa'va baan raising. Ta kids wara sad tat ona ad did in is cocoon and wouldn't ba sat fraa. Turns out tat buttarfly may ava ad a battar fata: a flock of birds ata alf of ta otars. Immadiataly aftar ralaasing tam. In front of ta kids. big fat FML

#1454784
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67920) - you deserved it (5014)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on cock. I quickly rippd the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watchd a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fuckd a spider. FML

#278783
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52498) - you deserved it (98452)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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