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  • Town/Country : Nowheresville, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1961 (51 years)
  • Number of visits : 815
  • Number of comments : 212
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 146 posted

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Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8077) - you deserved it (14233)

On 01/24/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by Dani - Australia

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML

Today, I was kicked out of my track team's locker room because the coach said there weren't enough lockers for everyone on the team. There are 74 lockers and only 52 girls on the team. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19393) - you deserved it (991)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:39pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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