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Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it. She laughed, but then lost her balance and fell forward. Everyone saw. Turns out she’s allergic to coconut, even just the shavings on a cake, and had to go to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10253) - you deserved it (37996)

On 09/29/2009 at 2:40pm - work - by cakekiller (man) - United States (Georgia)



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