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shouldabeenabj
  • Town/Country : Merna Nebraska, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 March 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 238
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About shouldabeenabj : I basically suck at life

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Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She just cut my sister's hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34684) - you deserved it (3426)

On 10/18/2009 at 11:27am - kids - by hairdresser (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, I corrected my mom in front of our family while she was ragging on my 12 year old cousin who got a piercing. She said, "You don't understand you don't have kids, but on the other hand you probably never will!" I have Polycystic ovary syndrome, she is right, I probably never will. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46180) - you deserved it (2069)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:43pm - health - by fannyfitel123 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16655) - you deserved it (28026)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77880) - you deserved it (3144)

On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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