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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2307
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About shortyshort : im in love and i think he likes me back not much too say other than im in soo much love for this guy

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shortyshort's favorite FMLs

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48035) - you deserved it (7816)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13062) - you deserved it (64410)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

#6002
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7710) - you deserved it (30292)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

#6002
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7710) - you deserved it (30292)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

#2379
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20307) - you deserved it (1873)

On 01/23/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by raybandy - United States (Texas)

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27781) - you deserved it (15828)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13950) - you deserved it (102319)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52422) - you deserved it (13686)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

#41
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43093) - you deserved it (9011)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42493) - you deserved it (20410)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -



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