About shortyshort : im in love and i think he likes me back not much too say other than im in soo much love for this guy
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Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by raybandy - United States (Texas)
Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML
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On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version
Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML
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On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)
Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -
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