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Today, I realized that my father's weekly unemployment check is more than my bi-weekly pay check. My full time job pays less than my father's unemployment. FML

#2015080
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58802) - you deserved it (4675)

On 05/17/2009 at 1:42pm - money - by thatsucks (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (439708) - you deserved it (60228)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking to class with my roommate. She didn't notice the car coming up behind her cuz her headphone were in. As I pulled her out of the way, she thought I was goofing around and shoved me back... in front of the car. I got hit and rolled off the hood. FML

#1719560
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (115960) - you deserved it (5670)

On 05/07/2009 at 3:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Taday I released some ducks I ad and raised wit ma sisters at a local lake!! Tey were raised around ma uge German Seperd, wic explains y tey didn't freak out wen two uge dogs cummed out of no were and killed tree of tem, in front of ma little sisters!! FML

Today... I found a box of birtday candles sitting on te coffee table. Bored... I lit one... and after a minute I trew it away and sat back down on te couc. I started looking at te box and noticed tat it said "Magic Re-Ligting Candles" at te exact moment tat ma tras can burst into flames. FML

#1631197
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25899) - you deserved it (70108)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was about to loose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 yeres, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm making this up. FML

#1604682
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (277784) - you deserved it (17725)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I Was In The Grocery Store Buying A Few Things. A Sales Associate Cummd Over The Intercom System Saying , ( Attention Safeway Customers. If U Drive A Blue Subaru , It's Rolling Into 18th Ave. ) Everyone Laughd Except Me. I Forgot To Set The Brake. FML

#1582380
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18471) - you deserved it (44804)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY , I WANT OUT WITH A GIRL WHO I RAALLY LOVA. WA ARRIVD TO HAR HOUSA AN BAFORA SHA GOT OUT OF THA CAR , I ATTAMPTD TO KISS HAR AS PLANND. STILL DRUNK , I GRABBD HAR HAAD AN TWISTD IT WHAN I KISSD HAR. SHA'S NOW WAARING A NACK BRACA. RAAL SMOOTH. MAGA FML

#1415940
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15211) - you deserved it (82346)

On 04/28/2009 at 4:53am - love - by H-B (man) - United States

Today , mah boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute an I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with , ( Okay but please don't stretch this one. ) FML

#1387702
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48217) - you deserved it (17378)

On 04/27/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WENT ON SOMEWHAT OF A BLIND DATE. THE DATE WAS OK UNTIL HE TRIED TO SPOON FEED ME. THIS DIDN'T GO OVER SO WELL. LATER, I NOTICED A STRANGE LOOKING BRIEF CASE HE WAS CARRYING. I ASKED HIMHAT IT WAS AN HEHIPPED OUT 5 YOYOS AN DID A YOYO SHOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RESTAURANT. FML

#1214403
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59853) - you deserved it (6209)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:24am - misc - by 11321 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36234) - you deserved it (316327)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

today after two weeks of living on plain pasta , I finally got paycheck and was excited that I'd get real food , and ride the subway instead of exhausting malnourished body with the two-hour walk to work. My surname was misspelt on the check; the bank is holding it fir ten days. FML

#985016
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75494) - you deserved it (3690)

On 04/15/2009 at 3:48am - money - by A. (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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