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shortyshort
  • Town/Country : usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 July 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1788
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About shortyshort : im in love and i think he likes me back not much too say other than im in soo much love for this guy

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Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

#6002557 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (6510) - you deserved it (26201)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by munchkin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

#4462410 (240)

I agree, your life sucks (922) - you deserved it (2436)

On 08/11/2009 at 11:07pm - kids - by ahhahaha (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

#4251269 (259)

I agree, your life sucks (39967) - you deserved it (2260)

On 08/03/2009 at 7:45am - misc - by callerid (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

#2620784 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (40944) - you deserved it (17221)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:03am - health - by NoPainNoGain (man) - United States (California)

Today, while biking I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML

#1982205 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (8553) - you deserved it (38024)

On 05/16/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Pokerking98 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying 'I'm good' or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML

#1972272 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (49952) - you deserved it (17809)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

#1631197 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (20325) - you deserved it (53309)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

#1440141 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (35406) - you deserved it (5896)

On 04/28/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by kate (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

#1177912 (247)

I agree, your life sucks (42285) - you deserved it (17348)

On 04/20/2009 at 11:11pm - animals - by whymommywhy (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

#1026397 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (20927) - you deserved it (59913)

On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425 (668)

I agree, your life sucks (402902) - you deserved it (26905)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

#916470 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (12048) - you deserved it (63767)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

#792212 (273)

I agree, your life sucks (38584) - you deserved it (37001)

On 04/03/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML

#765462 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (55682) - you deserved it (5295)

On 04/02/2009 at 12:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML

#764209 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (7813) - you deserved it (84676)

On 04/02/2009 at 9:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)