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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 January 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 16832
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About shortshan : Short!!! I gots an adorable brown man in my life. :-) Straight from India to the USA. Myspace: www.myspace.com/shortshan

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shortshan's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

#3713033
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43866) - you deserved it (3659)

On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I turned 23. I had asked my mom for some things to decorate my new place. As I opened the box to reveal my gift, a mirror was inside. I liked the mirror. I did not like the note attached that said "Look inside the mirror to see who is now 100% financially responsible for themselves." FML

#3627514
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36805) - you deserved it (17653)

On 07/10/2009 at 12:08am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was working at the gas station. An old lady was watching me fill her gas tank. A really beautiful girl walked by. I lost concentration and overfilled the tank. I quickly pulled it out and squirted the old lady with a bit of petrol. She was smiling and gave a slight moan. FML

#3611861
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47485) - you deserved it (12316)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Fattie (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

#3603925
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54127) - you deserved it (2808)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

#3600725
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60310) - you deserved it (7208)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States

Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML

#3593613
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11967) - you deserved it (100532)

On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML

#3553930
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22158) - you deserved it (216267)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stoopid (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my little brother learned that breaking a glow stick and emptying it into someone's eyes does not help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson, I just wish he hadn't used my eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML

#3503017
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50289) - you deserved it (4529)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:10pm - health - by blinded (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2 month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

#3472091
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52157) - you deserved it (9447)

On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

#3419869
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47468) - you deserved it (10726)

On 07/02/2009 at 3:22am - misc - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

#3398201
403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (149693) - you deserved it (9365)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

#3078532
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38949) - you deserved it (10815)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by yuck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

#2938815
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46658) - you deserved it (32751)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

#2822887
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87681) - you deserved it (9957)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94793) - you deserved it (20003)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)



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