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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 17022
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About shortshan : Short!!! I gots an adorable brown man in my life. :-) Straight from India to the USA. Myspace: www.myspace.com/shortshan

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today my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section . I got 16 replies with 2 hours . He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results . The only reply I got was from a man .

#3713033
108 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I turnd 23 . I had askd my mom fir some thing to decorate my new place . As I opend the box to reveal my gift , a mirror was inside . I likd the mirror . I did not like the note attachd that said "Look inside the mirror to see who is now 100% financially responsible fir themselves." FML

#3627514
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36927) - you deserved it (17671)

On 07/10/2009 at 12:08am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

yesterday I was working at the gas station!! An old lady was watching me fill her gas tank!! A really beautiful girl walkd by!! I lost concentration and overfilld the tank!! I quickly pulld it out and squirtd the old lady with a bit of petrol!! She was smiling and gave a slight moan!! FML

#3611861
131 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Fattie (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)

Today, I went to see grandmother. She has alzhiemers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

#3603925
119 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)

Today, my suburban,hite boyfriend of two yeres told me he wantd to tell me something serious. He sat me down, lookd me in the eye an said "I want to be gangster." I startd laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

#3600725
256 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 1:17am - love - by hatboxghost (man) - United States

TODAY, MY COUSIN TOLD ME THAT THE STOP SIGNS OUTLINED WITH A WHITE LINE WERE OPTIONAL. LATER, A COP PULLED ME OVER, WHEN I ASKED WHY HE SAID, "YOU RAN THAT STOP SIGN BACK THERE." I EXPLAINED WHAT MY COUSIN HAD TOLD ME AN HE LOOKED AT ME FUNNY AN REPLIED, "ALL STOP SIGNS HAVE A WHITE OUTLINE." MEGA FML

#3593613
260 comments

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On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

TODAY , I CUMMED HOME TO FIND A BMW PARTIALLY BLOCKING DRIVEWAY. I WAS ALREADY HAVING A BAD DAY , AND WAS UPSET THAT SOME STUCK UP FOOL BLOCKED DRIVEWAY , SO I KEYED THE DRIVER'S SIDE. 5 MINUTES LATER PARENTS SHOW UP. THE BMW WAS A GRADUATION GIFT 4 ME. FML

#3553930
395 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stoopid (man) - United States (New York)

Today mah little brother learnd that breaking a glow stick looool and emptying it into someone's eyes does help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson I just wish he hadn't usd mah eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML

#3503017
120 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 12:10pm - health - by blinded (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, My Boyfriend Returned From A 2 Month Internship In New York . As I Saw Him Exit The Plane, I Imagined Him Running To Me And Kissing/spinning Me Around Passionately Like In Movies . He Got Closer And Closer, And As I Opened My Arms To Embrace Him, He Runs Past Me Saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

#3472091
204 comments

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On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refusd to leave, I grabbd a baseball bat and they spd off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors fir drug trafficking. I had threatend cops. FML

#3419869
168 comments

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On 07/02/2009 at 3:22am - misc - by DaveAlmighty (man) - United States (California)

2DAY I WAS IN MAH NEW BOYFRIEND'S APARTMENT FIR THE FRST TIME. AS I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH HIS PHOTO ALBUMS, I CUMMED ACROSS ONE FULL OF DISTURBINGLY CANDID PICTURES OF ME. I FOUND SOME AS EARLY AS MAH TRIP TO THE STATE FAIR, THREE YERES AGO. I MET MAH BOYFRIEND TWO MONTHS AGO. FML

#3398201
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (154884) - you deserved it (9877)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I was in the basement at my grandma's house . The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement . I lookd through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on . A pair of shitty underpants cummd down and landd in my face . They were my grandma's . FML

#3078532
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40161) - you deserved it (11186)

On 06/21/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by yuck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, It Was High School Graduation. Because Our School Colors Were Red, Black Andhite, And Our Principal Looked Somewhat Lyk Hitler, The Senior Class Prank Was To Salute Himhen He Finished His Speech. I Was The Only One. FML

#2938815
192 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at tha cafataria of mah school with mah boyfriand and ha dumpad ma!! I was kinda axpacting it!! What I wasn't axpacting was that ha'd start running in front of avaryona, scraaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at tha top of his lungs and that ha'd kiss tha first girl ha saw!! FML

#2822887
298 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

my car was in tha shop so I borrowd my wifa's VW Baatla convartibla. It's raally ambarrassing bacausa it's a girlia car an it's full of littla stuffd animals. At a stop light a man askd ma if I'd lika to borrow ona of his tasticlas bacausa "avary man should hava at laast ona." fat FML

#2812014
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95169) - you deserved it (20056)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)



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