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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 July 1999 (16 years)
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About shortieboo13 : I'm short & I love my fur babies because I may never be able to have kids because of something that happened when I was little & I am happily engaged to Ronnie Hardin

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML


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On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML


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On 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML


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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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