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by Anonymous / 10/04/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
by confused / 09/28/2011 at 12:55am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by ThisBlows / 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML
by Tech Savvy / 09/19/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by brinn / 09/16/2011 at 1:15am / United States (California) / Love
Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by stillkindahorny / 09/13/2011 at 1:51am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 8:05am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by stinky skunk / 09/05/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
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